7 years late to watching old guy bromance

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

ive never 'passively' 'consumed' anything a day in my life. i have OPINIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

actually i think young women should be forced to read the literary canon at gunpoint. i will become the monster they named me

chasing the booktok girlies (who i’ve told to be grateful for bc at least they’re reading something) around with a machete bc they couldn’t tell me the themes of their favourite novel

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

This captures everything I love about being online

sometimes you forget dancing in the dark by bruce springsteen is the best song ever written and then you just. listen to it

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

old man yaoi is only good if they could conceivably do the birdcage. if one of them would not weep over pirin tablets you have no business thinking about any related cock or balls

bruce springsteen. the patron saint of brunettes who wear jeans.